katara:

sushinfood:

now THAT is one hell of a way to make money

kinemon:

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

u tear off ur face mask to reveal that youre also your mum

fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

playstationthree:

basedgqd:

Waka recording his backup

this video has changed my life

theselener:

i have the attention span of a

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

elliegalaxies:

[AGGRESSIVELY DELETES UR SHITTY COMMENT ON THAT POST I WANT TO REBLOG]

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

tibets:

omfg a person on fbook just posted this and said “I JUST STOLE THIS SIGN FROM KFC”

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

legallyunderage:

#signalbost

tinkersandtoymakers:

tinkersandtoymakers:

So, cutting to the chase: I’m poor as hell. I can barely afford food; I just lost my job but am unable to collect unemployment; I have no income; my family can’t ease my way; and I have to pay rent at the beginning of next month, which will suck my finances completely dry.

In an effort to not become a homeless manchild, I’m offering commissions.

I’ll do a bunch of $2 sketch commissions for people, if that’s what I need to do. I’ll do $30 digital vector portraits if people want. I’ll do $15 flat color illustrations. I don’t care. Name your price and I’ll draw your thing. Just please help.

And if you can’t purchase a commission then at least reblog this. I’m in serious trouble and I’m really stressed out about the whole situation. Examples of my work can be found here.

Guys, it’s been 10 minutes and this has 3 notes. I have more than 1200 followers. If you each take one second to reblog this or request a sketch commission, that’s $2400.

PLEASE. HELP. I am seriously in a pit and I don’t know what else to do right now.

If you can reblog a funny text post about “penus” from me, you can reblog this to help me not become a homeless post-adolescent panhandler.